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Oily
Rag Personalities |
A popular Ph.d
topic among psychologists at the world's leading universities is
dedicated towards discovering the true Oily Rag personality type. I am
sure you would of heard about Generation X, and personality types A
& B. Well, we have done some ground-breaking research ourselves,
specifically into
the vexed question of oily rag personality types. We have gone deep into
the oily rag psyche and discovered six thrifty personality types. Which one best describes your oily
rag habits? You may display more than one personality type - that is
not unusual and not a cause for alarm. Select the one that is most
dominant deep within your oily rag psyche.
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The traditional oily
ragger
This oily ragger personality comes from a long-line of penny pinchers.
They may well originate from England (Yorkshire in particular). They can
been seen ferriting around the bargin bins, saying "eh, by, gum,
lad, ain't thart expensive". These people have the most primal oily
rag instincts. |
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The
nouveau oily ragger
A new breed of oily ragger. This oily ragger is more likely to be
receptive to new technology such as electric cake mixers and is more likely to have an electric blanket than a hot water bottle. Although
they are prone to such excesses, they are kindly disposed to the oily
rag lifestyle. This type of oily ragger typically inhabits city suburbs
and grow lettuce in terracotta pots that sit on the patio. |
The
Scrooge McDuck oily ragger
This is the type of oily ragger you read about in the newspapers. They
are thought to be quite miserly and miserable sorts, but such a harsh
opinion is often given to them unfairly. Deep down (very deep down) the Scrouge McDuck
oily ragger is a kindly person, perhaps a little insecure socially it
might be said, but seriously concerned about financial
security in their golden years. |
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The
greenie oily ragger
The greenie oily ragger has become fashionable in recent years,
particularly since the 1987 (and 2002) sharemarket crash. While once upon a time
this oily ragger type was seen wining and dining upon their winnings,
today they are much more reflective about the meaning of life and the
need to save our resources for future generations. Within oily rag
acamedia these people are know as 'reverts' because they
are reverting to more primative oily rag instincts.
Sometimes the reversion goes a little bit far, and these
types are seen sitting in daisy fields reflecting about
things like Woodstock and GE potatoes. |
The
hate waste oily ragger
This personaity type hates waste. They ewant every last drop from the
tomato sauce can. The never throw away a piece of paper unless both
sides have been used, and you will sometimes find them rooting around in
rubbish tins for aluminium cans and other recylable goodies. They
normally have stuff piled up in the garage, under the
bed, in every closett, down the hallway, on the front
lawn, and in the rafters. The blokes keep washers and
nuts, while those of the feminine gender keep buttons
and bobs. |
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The
making ends meet oily ragger
Typically those on a tight budget. "Ask not what you can do for
your dollar, ask what a dollar can do for you", they will be often
heard to say. Often just starting out on lifes little journey, or
restarting out on lifes little journey. |
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Stop
Press! - new oily rag type unearthed
Our
researchers have just told oily rag ed of a new
discovery, a new oily rag personality type: code named
"type SS" - The Serious Saver Oily Ragger.
More on this world breaking discovery will be released
in a new oily rag book to be published shortly. All we
can reveal at present is that I can't reveal too much
- other than to say that our researchers have
discovered a common oily rag trait shared by some of
New Zealand's wealthiest individuals. Watch this space
and look out for the headlines on CNN! This oily
ragger type lives by the principle, "Those living
off the smell of an oily rag will end up with more,
later." |
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